I used to make fun of plankton for being in a relationship with his computer but now look at me
There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.
- teacher: what's something that you need that you can't see or feel?
- person: air
- me: wifi
don’t let me go outside at midnight because I’ll suddenly get very excited and want to go on an all-night adventure
do you ever FEEL yourself being annoying but you CAN’T stop
i hate crying in front of people so if i have ever cried in front of you, yes it does kinda mean you’re important but mostly it means it was a terrible accident that i will regret forever